{"product_id":"desk-quackers-duck","title":"Desk Quackers – Grumpy Office Duck","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🦆 The grumpiest duck in the office.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e😤 Says what you're thinking, so you don't have to.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎁 The perfect coworker gift.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesk Quackers are hand-painted resin ducks with a sign for every mood at work. Set one on your desk, your monitor or your coworker's keyboard and let it do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePick from 11 sayings:\u003c\/strong\u003e Middle Finger · But Did You Document It? · Don't Even · I'm Fine · Comfort Zone · No Crisis Allowed This Week · Quack Off · Not Today · Coffee First · It Happens · Let That Sh*t Go\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy more, save more:\u003c\/strong\u003e grab a 2, 3 or 4-pack and pick a different saying for every duck. Secret Santa, birthdays, farewells: the whole team sorted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: about 3.15 x 2.76 x 1.97 in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: solid hand-painted resin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArrives in a gift-ready black-and-yellow window box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesk decoration, not a toy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eShips in 1–2 business days. Delivered in 8–15 business days.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Desk Quackers","offers":[{"title":"1 Duck","offer_id":50682115358917,"sku":"DQ-PACK-1","price":18.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2 Ducks","offer_id":50682115391685,"sku":"DQ-PACK-2","price":32.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 Ducks","offer_id":50682115424453,"sku":"DQ-PACK-3","price":48.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 Ducks","offer_id":50682115457221,"sku":"DQ-PACK-4","price":64.56,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0807\/6584\/5701\/files\/hf_20261013_000942_320a543c-cd93-4d7f-8bd7-c1266132fa57.png?v=1791850358","url":"https:\/\/www.oopsclaus.shop\/products\/desk-quackers-duck","provider":"Oops Claus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}